Courtesy of the Texas Air National Guard Veterans for Truth
©2004 UrbisMedia
With all the lies talk about the medals awarded to Senator John Kerry for his service in Vietnam there has been no attention paid to the military decorations awarded to G.W. Bush for his service(?) in the Texas Air National Guard. Now, discovered behind a bar in Alabama, where Bush is said to have thrown them in protest over being named a “designated driver,” the Bush medals have finally been brought to light.
The medals are, for left to right:
The Valorous Trigger-Finger Digit , awarded to Bush for a paper cut he incurred while stuffing envelopes for an Alabama Republican political candidate, which prevented him from using the weapons systems on his airplane.
The BarFly Shotglass of Merit . This was awarded to Bush for consistently drinking over and above the level of sobriety expected of phony hot-shot pilots.
The Chickenhawk Poulet d’Honneur, awarded at an Alabama KFC franchise to Mr. Bush for avoiding taking his physical exam and being grounded for using controlled substances.
The Purple Liver . This medal is typically awarded to those who have also been awarded the BarFly Shotglass of Merit.
And finally
The Order of the Legion of the Daddy “D” (With Oakleaf Cluster) , given to boys whose daddy’s have the political juice to keep him from getting in the way of the John Kerry’s who are doing his fighting for him.
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©2004, James A. Clapp (UrbisMedia Ltd. Pub. 8.25.2004)