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Carpe Diem: 2019.09.05 EUROTRUMP

by James A. Clapp

Trump Europe

Some readers might have missed Donald Trump’s fudgy cartographics with a map of the projected path of Hurricane Dorian in which the prez decided to extend the projection to the state of Alabama to confirm his falsely tweeted projection. The man is as competent to a geographer as he is a successful businessman. At the G8 meetings in Europe he also made a statement that indicated he thought he would have to pass over Poland to reach Germany from France.  Unwilling to accept the geographic reality, Trump feels it is an easier matter to rearrange Europe’s political boundaries. So he took out the trusty Sharpie pen that he uses to amend meteorological maps. The Germans and Poles (who Trump “congratulated” on being clobbered by the Nazis in 1939) can sort out where they want to live.

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Bob 2019-09-05 - 4:09 pm

Once again Professor Jim I think you are being too tough on the Man. Despite seeming to put his foot in his mouth every time he opens it, He, of bad Bone Spurs, actually has a tender side, one that he keeps hidden from the public. It is not well known when Mother Trump passed away, Little Donnie requested some private time at her casket in the church before others arrived. Of course, he was accommodated and the resonance of “amazing son, just amazing”, echoed in the church foyer. About 15 minutes later, as more people are arriving, some family members, trying to be sensitive to this moment, quietly entered the church. They find, Little Donnie in the casket, with mom’s dress lifted to her shoulders and her underwear nowhere to be seen. Buried right between her legs, at that very juncture from which he once came, is Little Donnie going down on mommy. The startled relatives shout out, “Donnie what are you doing? What do you have to say for yourself?” To which, he replied, “You know even though mom is dead and cold, she still tastes better than Baby Ivanka – who knew?” No one, but no one, appreciates a woman, dead or alive, like the Future #45…no one!” And just outside 10,000 Muslims cheered in adulation!!!!

James A. Clapp 2021-12-07 - 1:58 pm

Wow! This beats the pee tape by a mile.

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