By now, readers of these pages will know that we much enjoy transgendering (at least Photoshop-wise) Republicans, since they are the most hypocritical gender-insensitive jerks America has to offer. We will continue to do so. But sometimes no Photoshop is unnecessary. J. Edgar Hoover was known to like to poof it up with a strapless frock for his boyfriend Lloyd Tolsen (although the Bureau ensured that photos are rare). And Rudy Guliani, Trump’s latest screw-up consigliere also like to get all-draggy and porny when the occasion calls for it, as in the following date between these heroes of the GOP. It is doubtful that Stormy will be jealous, but Putin and Macron?